Last
Friday (04.05.2012) came round far too quick. A week dominated by essay
writing, all done and finished by 17.00. A relief. But then I had to manically
pack and load the bike, the Peak District was calling. What had happened was I
had organised a post-essay, pre-exams BUMS peak trip and I thought that I would
have finished on the Thursday when planning, but as the Robert Burns’ poem goes ‘The best
laid schemes o’ mice an’ men / Gang aft agley’ (To a Mouse). With a rather laden bike and a pillion I met the rest
of the BUMS at the SU and we set off. Three hours and a bit later we arrived at
my house (where we were staying for the weekend). It was cold and past midnight.
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I think I could fit some more kit on somewhere. |
On the
Saturday morning, after lots of cups of tea and scrambled eggs, we headed out
to Black Rocks. Warming up on the Railway Boulders provided an interesting
introduction to gritstone slabs and friction. Tentative steps were made up
Route 1 (HVS 4c) and Route 2 (VS 5a) (both boulder problems despite the trad
grade). The Island of Sodor (HVS 5c) involves a series of steps on basically
nothing but rough sandpaper. Good fun and a steep learning curve for those who
had not been on the grit before.
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Lewis on Island of Sondor. |
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Dylan playing on a link up. |
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Chris on Route 2 and Ellie on Route 1. |
We moved
up to the main cliffs. James and Jordan went round to the front, doing Central
Buttress (HVD 3c) and other easy classics. Lewis and Ellie started on Birch
Tree Wall (VS 5a), a safe but thrutchy route, with a great balancing traverse
section towards the end of the route. I started on Birch Tree Wall Variations
(HVS 5a) a harder version of the above. Hand jams and delicate footwork were
required in order to get up to the start of the traverse. You get your feet in
the break and gentle steps to the left then make a controlled lunge for the
birch tree that protrudes from the crack (the cause of the route’s name). If
you go under the tree you can wrap a leg round it and get a hands free rest.
Once unravelled from around the tree you get back in the groove and make
progress to the end of the route. Dylan and Chris follow up on the second, both
making easy work of the route. Next Chris made a quick ascent of Birch Tree
Wall.
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Me (wrapped around the tree) on Birch Tree Wall Variations (when being photographed make sure your helmet is on sideways). |
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Chris (post-crux) on Birch Tree Wall. |
Lewis
and Dylan went off to work some hard routes and possibly attempt The Angel’s
Share (E8 7a). They managed to get up Golden Days (E3 6a), a difficult route
that is sometimes done as a highball. An impressive lead, resulting in shredded
fingers and several whippers.They
dropped a top rope down The Angel's Share and quickly backed off, Jonny
Dawes (who did the first assent) hats off to you it looks so hard. I went with Chris round the front, he lead up
Stonnis Crack (HS 4b). A quick and fast lesson in jamming. He did a great job,
using his six foot plus frame to his advantage. Watching James try on the
second to get up without jamming was funny, he quickly changed tactics as
progress was severely limited. I led up the route next and being that bit
shorter found a couple of the move tricky. There is a great kneebar near the
top of the route, but only great until you try and move. As normal at Black
Rocks thrutching was called upon to make any progress. Jordan made a successful
second, although he struggled to smear with his hard bouldering shoes.
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James on Stonnis Crack. |
Next
route up was Sand Buttress (VS 4c) a complete sand bag of a route. Every time I
visit Black Rocks I try to get on this route as I find it is a real test piece
for the grade. I can honestly say I’ve done easier and less scary E1’s. Getting
up the first crack is all ok, some good hand jams and great placements for the
feet. Then you place a big cam in the
horizontal break and then move like one-o across to the left. In a precariously
balanced position place a wire and make progress up the vertical crack. Watch
out for rope drag. Once at the top feel the relief that you made it. I love the
route, the fear just makes me feel alive. Chris seconded up and agreed, it is
very hard for the grade.
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Me on Sand Buttress.
Photo by Jordan Senior ©.
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We
called it a day, went home and started on the beers. Shattered, knuckles grazed
and suitably humbled by the gritstone we had a great evening in the pub and
then around the fire.
Sunday
we had another large breakfast and headed out to Birchen Edge. Traffic was bad,
bank holiday and Chatsworth house on the route made for a long journey. (Why do
people like looking round rich family houses from eighteenth and nineteenth
century? All that pointless wealth, maybe if they shared some of it the current
depression might be eased.) The sun was out and the weather was brilliant. Time
to get a load of routes done. We all started off doing a series of solos on
easy, short routes. It was a really laid back atmosphere and we all got loads
of routes done. Dylan and Lewis looking for something hard went off and
attempted Midshipman/Plain Sailing (E2 6a). Henry joined them later. The route
spat them all off on the upper crux moves. An impressive effort by all.
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Lewis on Midshipman/Plain Sailing. Photo by Jordan Senior ©. |
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Then off. Photo by Jordan Senior ©. |
Ellie,
Jordan, James and I took the bouldering pads to tackle Dane’s Delight (V0 5a)
and several other routes in the same area. Typical gritstone bouldering, friction
and how you use it makes all the difference. The day at Black Rocks the day
before was highly useful. I soloed Topsail (VS 4c) it has a tricky crux move
with a set of moves from out of the roof. Well deserving of three stars. That
feeling of complete control with the risks being so high is great, it is like
being on the motorbike and taking a fast corner. Brilliant. Chris and Jez also
did Topsail on the Sunday.
Getting
the rope and gear out, Thea jumped on Trafalgar Crack (VD 4a). Nicely led she
was calm and smooth all the way. Stops seconded the route. Well done to the
pair of them.
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Thea on Trafalgar Crack. |
Collaring
Ellie for a belay I got on Orpheus Wall (HVS 5c), described as being ‘one of
the most frigged in the Peak’ (Eastern
Grit). So the challenge was set, would I get the onsight? The initial moves
were hard, then I reached the large horizontal break placed a pair of cams and
considered how I was meant to reach the next good hold. Pumping up and starting
to think I would have to rest on the gear desperation set in, I attempted heel
hooks and various high leg manoeuvres. Nothing was working. I looked at my
gear, looked at the next hold, told Ellie to watch me and jumped. I… missed.
Then fell. Suddenly the gear caught me. Thanks for the catch Ellie! A quick
rest and I pulled back on. The leap worked this time. Hanging on one arm I sorted
out and finished the route. The route lived up to its reputation. Henry quickly
jumped on the route after me and did it with far more grace.
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Me lining up for the jump on Orpheus Wall. |
Later I
did Ratline (HVS 5b). A great route and completely opposite to Orpheus. The
crux involves a challenging move, changing an undercut/sidepull to a slap up for
a small ripple on the rock. Balance must be maintained all the way. When I
slapped up I missed the good hold and a rubbish small edge (smaller than half a
fingertip) and being precariously balanced I could not adjust the hold and just
had to pull through. Then it was all over. An excellent route.
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Me (pre-crux) on Ratline. |
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Thea coming up on the second on Ratline. |
Other occurrences
during the day included meeting Chris Fitzhugh, a seventy-four year old
climbing veteran who was on a soloing mission. He took some of the group to do
some of the more esoteric routes on Birchen. He authored Pieces of Eight (found in Froggatt
to Black Rocks, BMC, 2010, pp. 263). It is a series of eight variants of a
route, including a feet first version. Chris (Ripper) managed to do all of them
in the day. Chris Fitzhugh is a prime example of keeping going, of not getting
old and having a blast with the one life that you get. I wish him many more
happy years of climbing. Thank you for your time Chris.
We had a
BBQ and beer on the return home. Another chilled evening with great friends. Next
morning was slow as the weather was forecast for rain. We all relaxed worn out,
physically and mentally. Watching the First
Assent series was a good end to a brilliant weekend.
Thank
you to all those who came along. I hope you all really enjoyed it. It was a
lovely to be able to ‘Swing Life Away’.
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The 'gang' at Birchen. |
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